Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Tuesday Morning Workout

Good production values combined with good-looking men, including several who are uncut and have rough beards, in a film with lots of down-and-dirty, sweaty action in the classic J. Brian style. After walking into a health club with a sign that says, "an ounce of prevention is worth pounds of cure," Joe Markham makes out with a blond stud. They suck each other off and are soon joined by two other guys, who are engaged in some heavy foreplaying. All of the guys suck each other off and eat ass in a locker room before moving to the shower, where they take turns fucking each other's asshole to orgasm. The gym manager is seen plowing Joe's rear-end and Joe returns the anal thrusting, until he explodes a huge orgasm all over the face of the blond guy.

Falconhead



Most people's expectations of a porno film begin and end with whether or not the guys are hot and the dick are big. Porn is dispensable product, so there's no reason to invest integrity, right? Actually, pornography could be a viable and vital form of expression, as important to the humanities as traditional cinema or novel writing, and at times it is - or at least, it has been. Falconhead is one of a handful of films that seriously and artistically attempt to bring grandeur, beauty, and complexity to the blue movie. It's a wonder this film is not as hallowed as Fred Halsted's L.A. Plays Itself because it is as intense and thought-provoking. Using a mirror as primary inspiration, director Michael Zen draws from a deep well of symbol and myth to bring back an electrifying erotic experience. Falconhead features a fearsome bird-headed man with magical powers, a possibly nefarious shaman/landlord, stunningly photographed solo sequences, deliciously ambiguous sexual violence, and lots of ooey, gooey cum eating. A film like this, however dripping with artifice, is a rare treat, and every lover of erotica should see it at least once.

The Academy

From where did all the scrawny, milk-white boys of the seventies come? A better question might be: where are these guys now? Sure, there are plenty of them in art school, but they certainly ain't in pornos. Even the "twinks" today have muscles.
Thankfully this film serves as historical record of the existence of geeky matchstick giraffe lookin' guys getting it on. The theme for this film is military academy cadets, but aside from the dark gray uniforms, there's nothing military about any of it. There is a lot of inventive three and four-way sex play, complete with blowjobs, condomless butt fucks, and ass licking. The cinematography isn't great; most scenes are overexposed, with the exception of a solo scene with muscly star Roger, all oiled up and ready for some self-love. But the Bijou technicians have done an admirable job of remastering the footage for DVD transfer, and the film is definitely watchable. The incessant voiceover however is as painful as a three-inch wide splinter. Anyone who's watched older porn films will probably recognize the voice of the man who performs much of the dialogue. He has a distinctive, glass-and-gravel voice that certainly does not match what these youngsters would sound like. All that said, though, the sex is pretty good.

The Best Of Brentwood


This is one of the best collections from Brentwood. Old school "bareback" like it was meant to be. See some of the best stars of their time go at it like only those free spirited kids of the 70's did. If you are a fan of vintage gay porn than this is a must see. They don't call it the "best" for nothing.

Vintage 8mm Volume 1: 1968 - 1971

Decadence lost re-discovered. Footage in Vintage 8mm Volumes 1 & 2 was shot from 1968 to 1971, when the men were lean and ready for wild adventures. Those were times when sharing a joint & a blowjob with your buddy was considered cool. Viewers will discover that guys were hot as blazes back in the day. Were dongs longer a few decades ago? If Vintage 8mm is any proof, the answer is, "Yeah, baby, yeah!" The jewel in the crown of Vintage 8mm Volumes 1 & 2 is a 25-year old John Holmes in his very first, and almost only, on-screen gay action. It was one of just a few all-male pictures he made at the start of his twenty year career. "Those of you who remember these films will enjoy seeing them again and reliving what male/male sex was like from a bygone era," notes director, Gary "Chris" McKay. "Those who have never seen vintage all-male adult films are in for a special experience." What was old comes blazing back to life all over again in L.A. Heat Videos' Vintage 8mm Volumes 1 & 2.

Sons of Satan

A youthful cult dabbles in devil worship while a long-haired man searches for his missing brother. Little does he know that his brother involved in vampire sex rituals in an attic chamber. The vampire drinks the cum of his servants from a silver chalice and then sinks his teeth into their arms to get their blood. Afterwards, three servants get on his bed to fuck a mesmerized blond, young-looking man, producing more cum into the chalice. The brother eventually finds his sibling, but not before he too becomes a part of the cult. It's sort of like an early 1970s B-grade horror movie with A-grade gay sex. The sound quality, unfortunately is very poor, but the directing and sincere acting keep the show interesting. Stars Tom Payne, Tex Neeley, Bill North, Ned Burk, Carl Ford and Ned Fox

Crooked Arrangement

An affair gone sour threatens to put a young blonde hustler back on the street, leading us to a seedy world of drug dealers blackmail and murder. This video is most definitely a classic so if you like plots and steamy sex, then you are sure to love Crooked Arrangements. This movie not only stimulates your mind but your dick as well...